is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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