i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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