She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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