at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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