I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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