Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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