if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Dear god my vagina.
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