Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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