I wanna passion pit in your ass
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
We smell like vodka and hangover
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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