I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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