Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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