If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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