I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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