We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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