You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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