I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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