There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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