i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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