i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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