Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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