My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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