I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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