dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
P.S. I can't hear my feet
smell my finger.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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