Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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