why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
When are your genitals available?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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