It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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