these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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