You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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