I swear she didn't look like that last week.
and she was petting her beer can
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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