He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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