Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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