Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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