Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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