Nicole vs. Life
kristin has been a bad kristin
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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