If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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