Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
where am i from again
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
sex on a bike is impossible
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