There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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