The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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