Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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