you win again, gameday.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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