why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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