We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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