So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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