He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
And then he peed in my hair
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