i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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