it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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