We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Sorry my hands just texted you
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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