just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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