Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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