RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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