hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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