I just pynch a tree in the face
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?