and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.