Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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