Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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