Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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