i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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