He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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