I'm going to jail i love you
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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