I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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